January 1998 index
A peaceful day...
The next musical revolution.
Lemonade stands in a PC universe.
How to get people's attention.
Advertising creeps into every niche eventually.
What you don't know about H. Ross Perot.
People get upset for odd reasons.
Advertisers presume to know us.
Sports announcers presume we're as dumb as they are.
One for Mr. John Lennon.
You can't escape the information age.
No offense to British readers.
The debut of Lyndon the yelling bird.
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere.
Millie in the morning.
Pants? Who cares about pants?
"International diplomacy," part one.
"International diplomacy," part two.
Thanks to Kurt Cobain for the lyrics.
Timulty shows up again.
Sly political maneuvering.
Everyone wonders about this eventually.
A day at the library.
How to win an argument with a jock.
A surefire remedy for crowds.
Millie's piano lesson.
I've always wanted to do a book report this way.
What to get Millie for Christmas.
A cartoon about cartoons.
An Avery poem.
Millie dreams of politics.
Avery hatches a business scheme.
A way to make baseball a bit more fun.
Selling lemonade isn't as simple as it seems.
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