Latin translations of early Ozy & Millie strips by Meredith Dixon:
This one is rather far from the original (best I could do).
"This movie, 'Rufus, the Silly Reindeer,' will return after these messages."
"Hey, you! You, yourself! Come to the House of Used Cars! We have what you want, at a price you can pay!"
"I ought to be able to bring a lawsuit. My allowance is small, and I want either peace throughout the world or [mutually exclusive or!] lots of big desserts."
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