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om19980101.gif: A peaceful day...
om19980102.gif: A <I>very</I> bad dream.
om19980103.gif: The next musical revolution.
om19980104.gif: Lemonade stands in a PC universe.
om19980105.gif: How to get people's attention.
om19980106.gif: Advertising creeps into every niche eventually.
om19980107.gif: What you don't know about H. Ross Perot.
om19980108.gif: People get upset for odd reasons.
om19980109.gif: Advertisers presume to know us.
om19980110.gif: Sports announcers presume we're as dumb as they are.
om19980111.gif: Bathtime.
om19980112.gif: One for Mr. John Lennon.
om19980113.gif: You can't escape the information age.
om19980114.gif: No offense to British readers.
om19980115.gif: The debut of Lyndon the yelling bird.
om19980116.gif: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere.
om19980117.gif: Millie in the morning.
om19980118.gif: Pants? Who cares about pants?
om19980119.gif: "International diplomacy," part one.
om19980120.gif: "International diplomacy," part two.
om19980121.gif: Thanks to Kurt Cobain for the lyrics.
om19980122.gif: Timulty shows up again.
om19980123.gif: Sly political maneuvering.
om19980124.gif: Everyone wonders about this eventually.
om19980125.gif: A day at the library.
om19980126.gif: How to win an argument with a jock.
om19980127.gif: A surefire remedy for crowds.
om19980128.gif: Millie's piano lesson.
om19980129.gif: I've always wanted to do a book report this way.
om19980130.gif: What to get Millie for Christmas.
om19980131.gif: A cartoon about cartoons.
om19980132.gif: An Avery poem.
om19980133.gif: Millie dreams of politics.
om19980134.gif: Avery hatches a business scheme.
om19980135.jpg: A way to make baseball a bit more fun.
om19980136.jpg: Selling lemonade isn't as simple as it seems.
om19980602.gif: Millie's getting progressively weirder.
om19980603.gif: Ozy adjusts.
om19980604.gif: Ozy meets Millie. (Foreboding music)
om19980605.gif: More early interaction.
om19980606.gif: Don't try this at home.
om19980607.gif: Hey, a book's a book.
om19980608.gif: A card trick.
om19980609.gif: Ozy, much to his horror, discovers P.E. class.
om19980610.gif: Football: the bane of those of us who lack a superhuman amount of testosterone.
om19980611.gif: Ozy meets Stephan the aardvark.
om19980612.gif: Meanwhile, in girls' P.E...
om19980613.gif: The P.E. story concludes.
om19980614.gif: Yes, Ozy does have a sarcastic side.
om19980615.gif: Stephen runs Windows. It tries to run him.
om19980616.gif: Serenity.
om19980617.gif: More serenity.
om19980618.gif: Millie the patriot.
om19980619.gif: Millie's mother revealed.
om19980620.gif: Millie for president, part one.
om19980621.gif: Millie for president, part two.
om19980622.gif: Millie for president, part three.
om19980623.gif: Millie for president, part four.
om19980624.gif: Another bath strip.
om19980625.gif: I had to quote Goethe eventually.
om19980626.gif: Wet and sticky.
om19980703.gif: Ozy's magic hat.
om19980706.gif: Products that make you cool.
om19980707.gif: How to juggle eggs.
om19980708.gif: In-kid logic.
om19980709.gif: How to be cool.
om19980710.gif: Ozy utters the phrase "Spice Girls." Run.
om19980713.gif: Millie the news anchor.
om19980714.gif: Socrates meets Madison Avenue.
om19980715.gif: The unhip-ness of little brothers.
om19980716.gif: Timulty IS Tiger Woods.
om19980717.gif: The little, unremembered acts of kindness...
om19980720.gif: Millie, artistic gourmet.
om19980721.gif: Millie makes some artistic point or other.
om19980722.gif: Millie gets back to her artistic roots.
om19980723.gif: Avery discovers the second amendment.
om19980724.gif: I don't want to know what Avery would do with a bazooka anyway.
om19980727.gif: One thing tails are good for.
om19980728.gif: Stephan: another casualty of the computer age.
om19980729.gif: Goodness, Millie actually plays with BOYS.
om19980730.gif: Millie's mom gets some actual dialogue.
om19980731.gif: The illusion of destiny.
om19980803.gif: God and curly straws.
om19980804.gif: "I love the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life." - Woody Allen
om19980805.gif: Jocks never quite get the point.
om19980806.gif: Millie: crusader against bubbleheadedness.
om19980807.gif: Here's how Millie plays with dolls.
om19980810.gif: Child psychology.
om19980811.gif: More adventures in musical integrity.
om19980812.gif: Gimme coffee! Now!
om19980813.gif: Grand jury testimony you didn't see on CNN.
om19980814.gif: Network news has nothing on Lyndon.
om19980817.gif: The industry of modern youth.
om19980818.gif: Young foxes taking an interest in vocabulary.
om19980819.gif: I still don't know what "futures" are.
om19980902.jpg: The master plan...not quite revealed.
om19980907.jpg: The commodification of irony?
om19980911.gif: Millie: corporate raider with a conscience. And without a clue.
om19980914.gif: A hint of things to come.
om19980915.gif: The story progresses.
om19980916.gif: Millie: courageous martyr.
om19980917.gif: A glimpse at the "monster."
om19980918.gif: Stephan, meanwhile, is blissfully adrift in his own geeky universe.
om19980921.gif: Suspense.
om19980922.gif: Sure, you know Millie. But did you know she had loud knees?
om19980923.gif: Millie's protective instincts kick in.
om19980924.gif: Embarrassment is relative.
om19980925.gif: Adult chatter.
om19980928.gif: The BIG QUESTION.
om19980930.jpg: And Ozy's dad is finally revealed, disrupting Millie's little Noir scene...
om19981002.gif: Resolution...
om19981005.gif: ...and conclusion.
om19981006.gif: Ever wonder about dragon sneezes?
om19981007.gif: Insert foreboding music here.
om19981008.gif: Poor Ozy. He's such a doormat.
om19981009.gif: Ozy winds up with an...adventurous new look.
om19981012.gif: Panic begins to set in.
om19981013.gif: Perfectly rational solutions.
om19981014.gif: Necessity is the mother of weird inventions.
om19981015.gif: And when all else fails, apologize.
om19981016.gif: Every family has its own way of dealing with these situations.
om19981019.jpg: Hi-tech vs. lo-tech toys.
om19981021.gif: The adult double standard, as it appears in politics.
om19981023.gif: Another disadvantage to being short.
om19981026.gif: The duality of adult reasoning exposed. Again.
om19981028.gif: Guitar exercises.
om19981031.gif: The Halloween edition.
om19981102.gif: Another bath strip.
om19981220.jpg: Protest singing in the snow.
om19981221.gif: The Christmas wishes of younger siblings.
om19981222.gif: Avery tries a new approach.
om19981223.gif: Implausibility depends entirely on one's point of view.
om19981224.gif: Everyone's got their own take on Santa.
om19981225.gif: Merry Christmas to all.
om19981228.gif: A healthy mind in a healthy body.
om19981229.gif: More fun with the in-crowd.
om19981230.gif: Millie keeps her New Year's resolutions realistic.
om19981231.gif: Stephan discovers an anomaly.
