oandm-candh.gif
om20000103.gif: Get these kids to a psychiatrist.
om20000104.gif: Adults just pretend they've matured.  Really.
om20000105.gif: The only problem with individual freedom is, people tend to use it to be as un-individual as possible.
om20000106.gif: There's always an easier way than making an effort.
om20000107.gif: Not according to Andy Kaufman...
om20000110.gif: Or maybe she just isn't reading her audience well.
om20000111.gif: "Space" is a strangely appropriate word for her, too.
om20000112.gif: It sticks in the mind longer than "cereal."
om20000113.gif: Well, Timulty's got the right general idea.
om20000114.gif: We mock the fashions of previous epochs while worshipping those of our own.
om20000123.gif: Millie the outlaw.
om20000124.gif: Sitcom subversiveness.
om20000126.gif: Two can play at the audio game.
om20000127.gif: The excitement of politics.
om20000128.gif: And here we go again.
om20000131.gif: It's all in who you know.
om20000201.gif: Passive resistance.
om20000202.gif: Some cannot be created more equal than others.
om20000203.gif: Dragon Dad discusses darker days.
om20000204.gif: The red scare.
om20000207.gif: The devil, they say, is in the details.
om20000208.gif: Dragon nude scene!  Uh oh.
om20000209.gif: Here we go again.
om20000210.gif: All in a day's work.
om20000211.gif: Another reason to read the newspaper.
om20000214.gif: I'll miss him.
om20000215.gif: Home science experiments.
om20000216.gif: Child humor is a fine art indeed.
om20000217.gif: Trying another approach.
om20000218.gif: I used to wear those antenna things when I was a child.
om20000221.gif: Everybody believes in generosity when it's somebody else's.
om20000222.gif: Is it still wit if it takes you eight hours to think of it?
om20000223.gif: The artist's excuse.
om20000224.gif: Either way, it's art.
om20000225.gif: Clever segue.
om20000306.gif: Genius at work.
om20000307.gif: We all have our masks.
om20000308.gif: Convincing? Mmmmmmaybe.
om20000309.gif: Just another day.
om20000310.gif: Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...
om20000313.gif: Inevitable questions.
om20000314.gif: Relativity.
om20000315.gif: Ozy makes a tragic phrasing error.
om20000316.gif: When all else fails, you improvise.
om20000317.gif: Decent help is so hard to find these days.
om20000320.gif: There might be one or two holes in this plan.
om20000321.gif: More words to live by.
om20000322.gif: You can't depend on anyone but yourself.
om20000323.gif: Just because you issue an ultimatum doesn't mean it's going to work.
om20000324.gif: Interrogation.
om20000327.gif: Meanwhile...
om20000328.gif: High-maintenance pirates.
om20000329.gif: I hate Regis.
om20000330.gif: Snappy answers.
om20000331.gif: Apparently this is never the right answer.
om20000403.gif: True peril.
om20000404.gif: Leadership.
om20000405.gif: Escape from... wherever this is.
om20000406.gif: Nothing new for either of them, really.
om20000407.gif: Try using this.  I dare you.
om20000411.gif: The good old days
om20000508.gif: We're back!
om20000509.gif: Apostrophes in perspective
om20000510.gif: Buy gum!
om20000511.gif: Cafeteria food
om20000512.gif: Felicia asks for help
om20000515.gif: Felicia fails to charm
om20000516.gif: Millie's reaction
om20000517.gif: Stephan!
om20000518.gif: Alpha Male?
om20000519.gif: Ozy on Love
om20000522.gif: "Inevitable Obscene Wealth."
om20000523.gif: Felicia's response
om20000524.gif: A helpful anecdote...
om20000525.gif: The dragon and the unicorn
om20000526.gif: Hayfever strikes again
om20000527.gif: "The Big Book of Ancient, Semi-coherent Wisdom."
om20000528.jpg: Avery and Timulty return!
om20000529.gif: Jeremy baffled by the book
om20000530.gif: Ozy quotes while Stephan pines
om20000531.gif: "Who wants to be a seventeen-cent-aire!"
om20000601.gif: Show Business
om20000602.gif: Contestant #1
om20000603.gif: "The cow says moo."
om20000604.jpg: Too happy
om20000605.gif: Millie is ahead!
om20000606.gif: Stephan accidentally discovers the Broccoli conspiracy
om20000607.gif: This can't be good for Timulty's digestive system...
om20000608.gif: Once again, Ozy finds the silver lining
om20000609.gif: Jeremy strikes again
om20000610.gif: Life isn't fair
om20000611.jpg: Everyone has their own concerns
om20000612.gif: Mr. Llewellyn's hidden talents
om20000613.gif: What did Delaware?
om20000614.gif: Tales of the Llewellyn family
om20000615.gif: Helpful advice
om20000616.gif: Once bitten, twice shy
om20000617.gif: Wise and strange are not mutually exclusive
om20000618.jpg: Oops, he did it again!
om20000619.gif: The silver lining
om20000620.gif: Stuff just keeps happening
om20000621.gif: Road trip
om20000622.gif: Another use for potatoes
om20000623.gif: The reunion commences
om20000624.gif: Ozy plays croquet as Millie whiles the day away
om20000625.jpg: Are you ready to Rock?
om20000626.gif: Ouch!  :)
om20000627.gif: Moral support
om20000628.gif: Stephan strikes out
om20000629.gif: Stephan and Millie
om20000630.gif: Phone call
om20000701.gif: Consternation!
om20000702.jpg: Dot Comment
om20000703.gif: The plot thickens...
om20000707.gif: Nothing but dragons!
om20000708.gif: That trick never works.
om20000709.jpg: Sunday best
om20000710.gif: Isolde offers help
om20000711.gif: Words, Wisdom and "W."
om20000712.gif: Kick Zen Butt!
om20000713.gif: House Rules Parcheesi
om20000714.gif: Just keep smiling and nodding
om20000715.gif: Whoosh!
om20000716.jpg: Internet comic strips
om20000717.gif: Belly button
om20000718.gif: Photosynthesis
om20000719.gif: Parental conspiracy
om20000720.gif: An old saying
om20000721.gif: Nightlight
om20000722.gif: Rorschach Cloud-watching
om20000723.jpg: Two-tone perception disease
om20000724.gif: Useful, flexible pronoun
om20000725.gif: Abbott and Costello routine
om20000726.gif: Real Genius
om20000727.gif: Friends of Felicia's?
om20000728.gif: Conspiracy theory
om20000729.gif: "They" explained
om20000806.jpg: Rain
om20000807.gif: What's in a name
om20000808.gif: Notoriety
om20000809.gif: Always proactively untwist octagonal hippopotamus pants.
om20000810.gif: Backlash
om20000811.gif: Absolute Truth
om20000812.gif: Austere maturity
om20000813.jpg: Brain-control waves
om20000814.gif: Biblical quotes
om20000815.gif: Bible bashing
om20000816.gif: Cream pies!
om20000817.gif: A palpable hit
om20000818.gif: Interesting visuals
om20000819.gif: Can you say "podiatrist"?
om20000820.jpg: The 2000 Milliecratic Convention
om20000821.gif: Attention Deficit Disorder
om20000822.gif: The truth about Seattle
om20000823.gif: Visionary Millie
om20000824.gif: Stupid distracting truths
om20000825.gif: The "New Economy"
om20000826.gif: A visionary's reward
om20000827.jpg: The simple solution
om20000828.gif: Misshapen Blob Man
om20000829.gif: Back to school
om20000830.gif: Highly significant
om20000831.gif: Cool kid first-day-of-school nightmare #1
om20000901.gif: The Universe could use more candy.
om20000902.gif: Llewellyn for President!
om20000903.jpg: When bad things happen
om20000904.gif: The "People With Nothing Better To Do" Party
om20000905.gif: Vote Llewellyn '68
om20000906.gif: The return of Isolde
om20000907.gif: His dad is big in the party
om20000908.gif: Moonstruck!
om20000909.gif: Ozy's summer report
om20000910.jpg: Violence, the last resort
om20000911.gif: National press coverage
om20000912.gif: Cynical Millie
om20000913.gif: Sarcastic Ozy
om20000914.gif: Ozy's speech
om20000915.gif: Millie was here
om20000916.gif: More sarcasm?
om20000917.jpg: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings"
om20000918.gif: Millie sucked in by leeches!
om20000919.gif: Group projects suck
om20000920.gif: Defective Millie?
om20000921.gif: Worst fears confirmed
om20000922.gif: When worlds collide
om20000923.gif: Moaning Millie
om20000924.jpg: Attention getter
om20000925.gif: 10-foot living booger
om20000926.gif: Preconceptions
om20000927.gif: Peanut gallery
om20000928.gif: Disagreement
om20000929.gif: Caring
om20000930.gif: Millie's secret
om20001001.jpg: Chinese food, Llewellyn wisdom
om20001002.gif: Stupid is as stupid does
om20001003.gif: Millie cracks!
om20001004.gif: Unexpected 'A'
om20001005.gif: The eternal Now
om20001006.gif: Millosophy lesson
om20001007.gif: Covered with reporters
om20001008.jpg: You say that it's the institution...
om20001009.gif: Presidential
om20001010.gif: He bravely turned his tail and ran...
om20001011.gif: A nervous dragon is a dangerous thing
om20001012.gif: The interview
om20001013.gif: Back toward sanity
om20001014.gif: Deja vu
om20001015.jpg: Campaign ad
om20001016.gif: Millie gives (no) quarter
om20001017.gif: Perspective
om20001018.gif: The running mate
om20001019.gif: Throwing the election
om20001020.gif: Not the desired effect
om20001021.gif: Creatures under the bed
om20001022.jpg: Insecure society
om20001023.gif: Saturday Night Live
om20001024.gif: The power of television
om20001025.gif: My philosophy
om20001026.gif: Read all about it!
om20001027.gif: The seeds of political destruction
om20001028.gif: Speaking to God
om20001029.jpg: Halloween
om20001030.gif: Conspiracies and plots
om20001031.gif: People make mistakes
om20001101.gif: We probably won't win!
om20001102.gif: It's in the air
om20001103.gif: Isolde made her mother proud
om20001104.gif: Democracy is weird
om20001105.jpg: No such thing as a stupid question?
om20001106.gif: Priorities
om20001107.gif: Election day message
om20001108.gif: Playing "doctor"
om20001109.gif: Putting food on your family
om20001110.gif: Give random people wedgies
om20001111.gif: Navel gazing
om20001112.jpg: Dragon autumn ritual
om20001113.gif: Stunning news
om20001114.gif: Computer error
om20001115.gif: Official ballot
om20001116.gif: Ballot irregularities
om20001117.gif: Popularity should be enough!
om20001118.gif: Sanity and dignity
om20001119.jpg: The Millicent Mudd Book Club
om20001120.gif: Candidate does not act like twit
om20001121.gif: Nixon joke?
om20001122.gif: Creative block
om20001128.gif: The first day of winter
om20001129.gif: Cool
om20001130.gif: Geek torture
om20001201.gif: Radical solution
om20001202.gif: Fire in moderation
om20001203.jpg: Crossing the creek
om20001204.gif: Contemporary American Democracy
om20001205.gif: "Dimpled Chad"
om20001206.gif: Holiday spirit
om20001207.gif: Mad Millie
om20001208.gif: Individualism
om20001209.gif: The school lunch vigilante strikes
om20001210.jpg: John Lennon 1940-1980
om20001211.gif: It's the principal
om20001212.gif: The educational process
om20001213.gif: Schadenfreude
om20001214.gif: Little charcoal briquettes
om20001215.gif: Cruel youthful hi-jinx
om20001216.gif: A distinct individual
om20001217.jpg: Shallow materialism
om20001218.gif: Respect yourself
om20001219.gif: Not getting through
om20001220.gif: Stay cool
om20001221.gif: The essence of reality
om20001222.gif: Fish have no memory
om20001223.gif: Christmas loot
om20001224.jpg: They can't take the good part
om20001225.gif: The four stages of Christmas
om20001226.gif: Holiday traditions
om20001227.gif: The dragonly arts
om20001228.gif: More dragon wisdom
om20001229.gif: Cynical
om20001230.gif: An amazing new breakthrough!
om20001231.jpg: Bipartisanship
