Some people collect trivia about baseball games, movies, presidents, world records, etc. I am a great collector of interesting and amusing words. Below are a list of a few real words that I find worth a laugh because I am amazed someone bothered to invent them, or they are all too apt.
And here's a greeting to lay on your friends that my grandfather used on me when I was a youngun: How does your high corpsiosity sagaciate this fine salubrious morning?
Q: What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
A: An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Bloody big potholes in the road.
Q: Why did the punker cross the road?
A: Because he had a chicken stapled to his face.
Q: Why do computer programmers get Christmas and Halloween mixed
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 (I dunno, it's a mathematical joke. Go ask a mathematician)
Two nuns were driving on the highway when a vampire landed on the bonnet (hood) of their car. The one nun says to the other, "Stick your head out the window and show him your cross." So the other nun pokes her head out and yells, "You damned vampire, get the hell off our car."
For next month we are looking for people's humourous ideas as to why the dinosaurs became extinct. Example: Because they crossed the road. E-mail your submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org
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