News from Wingnut Land

Why are some people homosexual? Scientists have grappled with that question for years. But now, thanks to WorldNetDaily and James Rutz of MegaShift Ministries, we now know it's all because of soy:

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Thanks for clearing that up, Jim. Now we just have to figure out who's been feeding soy to penguins, and we'll be all set.

(Link snatched from Slog.)